Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rede Mc Dinasty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Crops Grown:	2451
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7630	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4377

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2894	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	4882
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ores Mined:	9406
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1684

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4110	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Towns Built:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1910

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.