ZonoSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8533	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Items Found:	4262
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Star Shards Collected:	285
Mines Excavated:	4107	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	602934	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

Nova anarchy

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, moderated, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, young

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8193	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minecraft Server
Nova Anarchy

Brief Overview

Nova Anarchy is a small Minecraft server created by a team of friends. The server allows hacking, griefing, base building, PvP, and has no resets. The community is friendly and growing, with ongoing projects and a dedicated player base.

If you’re interested in joining, feel free to check out our Discord server and Java IP address listed below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is base building an important aspect of the server?	Yes, base building is encouraged on Nova Anarchy.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for the server.
Is the chat moderated on the server?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
How big is the server in terms of storage?	The server currently has 243 GB of storage.

If you have any other questions, feel free to join our Discord server or visit our Java IP address for more information.

QuestCrafters Guild 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASAP, assistance needed, data mining, digital footprint, find full name, find mom’s facebook, Fun, GTFIH, guild, how do i doxx someone, i need help, identity verification, internet research, investigation, lolpic, online search, personal information, privacy concerns, QuestCrafters, same day, social media, Urgent

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it will blow your mind!

We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.

And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Bipolar Depression, caregiving, caregiving challenges, complicated relationship, coping mechanisms, diabetes, emotional exhaustion, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Fibromyalgia, financial struggles, Long Term Care, medical issues, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nursing home, religious beliefs, schizophrenia, self-care, Server, support systems

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9633	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2649
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

AI Cheater Alert!

academic honesty, academic integrity, academic integrity policy, academic misconduct, ALERT, Artificial Intelligence, CHEATER, Cheating, classroom ethics, Ethics, exam misconduct, exam preparation, exam proctoring, Fairness, online learning, snitching, student accountability, student behavior, student ethics, student responsibility, study habits, study techniques

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7238
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your last exam? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs use AI to outsmart you. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join us and experience the thrill of battling against AI-powered creepers and skeletons. Fairness is our middle name, just like that student who got caught cheating on their exam. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as intense as reporting a cheater to the professor. See you in the game!

90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

“2000s”, 90s, 90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP, aim, blockbuster, CD Players, dial-up internet, fads, fashion, flip phones, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Technology, Toys, trends, tv shows, VHS tapes, vintage

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

SwearCraft: Parents’ Approval

Approval, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, cultural influences, emotional impact, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, language development, language exposure, Language Use, parental influence, parenting, parents, personal boundaries, social conditioning, social norms, SwearCraft, swearing, taboo language, upbringing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6846	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like they’re at a tea party? Well, come join our server where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We guarantee your parents will be proud of your newfound vocabulary skills after spending just a few hours on our server. So come on over and let the profanity flow like a river of lava in the Nether!

AliceCraft Minecraft Server

afd, alice weidel, AliceCraft, Chinese envoy, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, far right, foreign affairs, germany, Germany-China relations, international relations, leader, Minecraft, nationalism, News, Politics, right wing, secret meetings, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	612	Volcanoes Explored:	1