Zonks unlimited | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3130
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1319	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	143
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3619	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	6496	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Buildings Constructed:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	2424
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Emeralds Found:	6658	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3465	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Players:	95/800	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7