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LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Items Found:	1958	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	New Chunks Explored:	645876
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Farms Harvested:	127
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	117
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4335	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchantments Applied:	215
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9098	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6424	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	119

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	660041
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8