ZombieSlayer69 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4078	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	3346	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1062
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Towns Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	3028	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	1568
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	9866
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	294	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3645
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3347	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Star Shards Collected:	109
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564946
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	7667
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Love Letters Sent:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8