ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

ANCESTORS, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural decay, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, Cultural traditions, decaying culture, dress up, heritage, historical reenactment, identity crisis, Manners, modern society, societal decline, societal values, tradition, Undead, Viking, ZombieCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5626	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4366
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	54
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	New Chunks Explored:	100757
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).