New Minecraft Servers

Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!

Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.

Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.

Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.

Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.

Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.

Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.

Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.

With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

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  • TrendyTrashMinecraftSMP

    TrendyTrashMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you HAVE to join because there’s this rumor that the owner is actually a secret unicorn in disguise. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. I heard that if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a PvP battle. And the best part is, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension full of talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures.

    So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like, the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft history. Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll automatically become the most fashionable player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! #unicornowner #diamondsandcake #wizardadmins #talkinganimalsdimension #fashionistaforever

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBluesCraft

    BlockyBluesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to explore our secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see for yourself what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz, like, we got top hamas officials playin’ with us, man! they be like, “if i knew what would happen i wouldn’t have supported attacking israel,” but now they be playin’ minecraft with us, so u know it’s gonna be wild! like, imagine building a castle with a top hamas dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we hit canada & mexico with 25% tariffs every week! why? because we are building a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies! only the strongest players can survive in this crazy world where trade wars are the norm. come join us and show off your building skills while dodging crazy tariffs and explosions! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elon’s Epic Minecraft Fun

    Elon’s Epic Minecraft Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    u want to join dis server cuz it’s like being on mars with elon musk himself. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but elon musk swooped in on a rocket ship and saved the day. u never know what crazy adventure will happen next on dis server. so come join us and be a part of the madness.elon musk approves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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