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Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

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Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!

Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.

Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.

Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.

Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.

Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.

Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.

Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.

With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

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  • Gen X Y Minecraft Mayhem

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    Gen X Y Minecraft Mayhem

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    LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we cure all ur mental and physical health issues with the power of BLOCKS and PIXELS!

    we got players who went from being total noobs to Minecraft pros in just one day! One guy even said he stopped eating tide pods after playing on our server!

    we also have a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding bullet and jump higher than a kangaroo on steroids!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of wackiness and wellness on our Minecraft server! Your therapist will thank you!

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  • ConspiracyCraft

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    ConspiracyCraft

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    Welcome to ConspiracyCraft

    Behold! I bring you no law, no commandments, no promise of salvation—only the truth of the earth: that power is taken, not given; that the strong shape the world while the weak are trampled beneath their feet. The age of shepherds and flocks is over—this is a land for lions, not lambs!

    🔥 Welcome to ConspiracyCraft, a world without masters, a realm unchained! 🔥

    Here, no false idols of order shall bind your will. No divine hand shall save you from ruin. Here, you are truly free—but freedom is a cruel gift, for it demands strength, cunning, and the will to conquer.

    ⚔ There are no rules, only power. No gods, only mortals who dare to rise. 🏴 No kingdom is eternal, no alliance unbreakable. All things must struggle, or perish. 🛠 Your creations shall stand as monuments to your might—or crumble into dust, forgotten.

    You who enter this land—will you seize your fate with both hands, or shall you kneel like the many before you? The strong shall carve their names into eternity. The weak shall be devoured.

    💀 Abandon hope, abandon excuses—embrace your will to power. 💀

    🌎 Server Information 🌎

    World Size 50,000 x 50,000
    Features
      • Show off held items in chat 📢
      • Brand new map (1 week old)
      • When most players sleep, day comes ☀️
      • No resets, no mercy—history is written in stone ⛏️
      • A world ruled by conflict, betrayal, and fleeting alliances ⚔

    🔗 Server Address: conspiracycraft.net 💬 Gather for the Few: https://discord.gg/HWs4dRdkhS

    Blessed are the destroyers, for they shall make way for the creators.

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server without any previous experience in Minecraft? A: Yes, players of all skill levels are welcome to join ConspiracyCraft. The server offers a unique experience that caters to both beginners and experienced players.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: There are no traditional rules on ConspiracyCraft. Players are encouraged to create their own path and forge their destiny in the realm without any restrictions.

    Q: How can I interact with other players on the server? A: Players can communicate with each other through chat, collaborate on projects, form alliances, or engage in conflicts. The interactions on the server are driven by player decisions and actions.

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  • SereneCraft Skylands 1.20.3

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    SereneCraft Skylands 1.20.3

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    Bro, forget about those lame antidepressants, we got something way better on this Minecraft server. Join us and you’ll be cured of depression faster than you can say “blocky world”. We’re all about those mood stabilizers here, none of that basic stuff. Take a ride on the Lithium and Depakote train and watch your mental health soar to new heights. Trust me, this server is the real deal when it comes to feeling good and building epic structures. Don’t miss out, join now!

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  • BirthBlock Minecraft Server

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    BirthBlock Minecraft Server

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    Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s sister’s labor story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about family drama.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a baby zombie pops out of nowhere! Just like your girlfriend’s sister’s baby, but way less messy. And instead of driving 3 hours to the hospital, you can just teleport to different biomes in seconds.

    Don’t worry about taking a half day off work to meet the baby, because on our server, you can play 24/7 without any guilt trips. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like an asshole for prioritizing your goals and dreams.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only labor pains you’ll experience are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your girlfriend over text.

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  • NoseJobNoNoSis

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    NoseJobNoNoSis

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will boost your confidence and make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further than our server! Just like how compliments helped OP feel better about her nose, our players will shower you with praise for your epic builds and skills.

    Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?

    And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!

    So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!

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