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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.
So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
