ZHumorCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	193
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	285
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	141
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	662	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	9202	Ores Mined:	8417

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4344
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4