ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

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Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3205
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

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Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Potions Brewed:	142
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4731	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

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>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!

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Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Shotcraft: Because Every Pixel Deserves a Chance

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor to help you fend off those feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7