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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
you wanna know why you should join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and they were just mining away, looking for diamonds, when they accidentally dug too deep and fell into the desalination plant. but instead of drowning, they were magically transformed into a mermaid and got to swim around in the crystal clear waters for eternity. true story, bro.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can trade with underwater villagers, ride dolphins into battle, and even summon a giant squid to protect your base. oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underwater city filled with treasure and ancient artifacts? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
