| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8284 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 90 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6896 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7398 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6934 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 284 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9774 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8706 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1838 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6273 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9861 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4306 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8750 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9766 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1257 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3063 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2280 |
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6519 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9918 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 759 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6316 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Votes: | 5602 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
