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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4876
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	756
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	2995	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8911	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	5159
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6141	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8394	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5