ZenMindZonkedOut – Minecraft SMP

calmness, inner peace, meditation, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental silence, mental stillness, mental tranquility, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace, quiet mind, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, ZenMindZonkedOut

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where your mind is as quiet as a library during finals week? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a chaotic, non-stop rollercoaster of madness that will make your brain feel like it’s on a never-ending vacation in the Bahamas.

From explosive creeper parties to epic llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to your peaceful, serene existence. Embrace the chaos, embrace the insanity, and most importantly, embrace the fun!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	3625	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	1415
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	179	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	320172
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	42174
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4143	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1417	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever