so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Farms Harvested: 454
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 835

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Crops Grown: 9397 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4144 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Enchantments Applied: 242
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5619
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 92 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2724 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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