so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ores Mined: 6399
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 385
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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