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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Alien Abductions: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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