so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Potions Brewed: 186
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Star Shards Collected: 249

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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