so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Alien Abductions: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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