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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5840 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!