Zanity Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	9083
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Farms Harvested:	684
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	8219	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	556
Potions Brewed:	71	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	262
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	184184	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Farms Harvested:	804	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	127	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	100085
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	90/400	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2