ZALX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2907

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1141

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	83
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	1203
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ores Mined:	4250
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5632
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Animals Bred:	58
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4