Zaki’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, fuck you, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, micheal zaki, Minecraft, Party, Server, Zakis

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1695
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	346
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	141
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where the grass grows so fast, it’s practically doing the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Piggyback Racing League” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flying chickens. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself! And remember, Michael Zaki is not invited.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1938
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	168	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3434
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ores Mined:	8385	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5683
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	157
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	384
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6935	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!