Zaki’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, fuck you, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, micheal zaki, Minecraft, Party, Server, Zakis

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5918	Meteorites Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	6938	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where the grass grows so fast, it’s practically doing the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Piggyback Racing League” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flying chickens. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself! And remember, Michael Zaki is not invited.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2019	Crops Grown:	3565
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9639	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1247	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9757
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	87
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	106

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	147

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	528	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.