| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 485 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5563 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8711 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 419334 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2214 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9110 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4927 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3931 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3207 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.
Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7710 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9820 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.
join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5554 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.
Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9198 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4372 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9322 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3092 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!
Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2620 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5789 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8654 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀
come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥
who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2839 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
