Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

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Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Emeralds Found:	9064

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	528276
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	8879	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Bombing, Chaos, coffee, comfort, Communists, Crafty, drug trade, EU, Eurocucks, indifference, Israhell, Mate, nationalism, oblivion, Problem, Problems, profit, Rich, Server, Sponsorship, Unitedstatians, US, Wars, world wars

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3143	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Adventures, Anime, arrested, blocky, comedy, crime, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, humor, investigation, japanese, law enforcement, light-hearted, Manga, McBlockface, Police, quirky, slice of life, small town, Soremachi, tv show, You’re under arrest

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6266	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

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Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1