Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

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Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

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