| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 317 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 206 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨
MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.
About the server:
Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!
We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:
/sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.
/spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.
/trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.
Honesty and safety:
Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.
There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!
Support and career growth:
Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!
Without donation and privileges:
There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.
Unique registration system:
To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.
Our principles:
Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.
Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.
Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.
Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.
So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 728 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.
Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.
Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.
And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.
Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6810 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2774 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
