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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5537 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
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