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SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Animals Bred:	182
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magic Items Found:	7802

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1552
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Potions Brewed:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Votes:	1526	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6459	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	319572
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Buildings Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	415089
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5