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CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	7667	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Votes:	5059	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6479
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	779
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Farms Harvested:	611
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	3939	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	6243	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dimension Hops:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2700
Potions Brewed:	107	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	4498
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2241	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7520	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5956	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1294	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7