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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runes Activated: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 475
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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