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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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