””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Emeralds Found:	6173	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Farms Harvested:	628	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9998
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	178
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7243
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Void Armor Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4775

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4037	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Towns Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4910	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.