””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4404
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7454	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mines Excavated:	1533	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4677	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3098	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2238	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.