””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6017
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8447
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	67553	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TekkroMC

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sammichland

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Outbreak Gaming

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	69
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Grill

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ParadACE

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineRealm

I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tekecraft

Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

Join and become part of the family!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Legends Of Thoroghan

KitPvP

LEGENDS OF THOROGHAN IP – lotpvp.us Factions Magic Guns McMmo Prison SkyBlock KitPvP Survival Creative MineWars MonsterSurvival And More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WorldCraft Survival

Welcome to WorldCraft. Looking for a Amazing Server to settle down on? This is the one for you. We have a MobArena, PVP Arena, Werewolves and loads more! With great friendly staff and a very well experienced Owner, WorldCraft has loads of potential. We have 50 Slots! This is a dedicated server and up 24/7! We are always up to date with our plugins and want you to have the best experience possible! Come check us out! We also reward those who vote!

Features: – 24/7 – 50 Slots – PVP Arena -MobArena – Spleef Arena [Coming Soon]

– Dedicated Server – Friendly Staff – CTF [Coming Soon]

– mcMMO – Economy – Non Whitelist – Greifing Protection and Rollback

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4134

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.