””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2966
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4444
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	154	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gizmic

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

German-mine

german server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creativehub community server

Airbase, Airport, Architect, Aviation, BUILD, Builder, Cargo, city, Creative, Harbour, Military, Planes, Projects, Realistic, Server, Ships, Station, Terminal, Trains, Vehicles, Worldedit

Creativehub community serverA realistic creative server

IP adres: 188.40.171.46Bedrock port: 19132

Warps/warp Storage, /warp Architects, /warp Ships, /warp Aviation, /warp Trains, /warp Vehicles,/warp Plots, /warp PropsProjects: /warp Vareburg, /warp Thorbecke, /warp Kaserne

Become [builder]?Find out more at our spawn or join the discord server!

LinksDiscord: discord.gg/EcrSJ8HXxkDynmap: 188.40.171.46:8123/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Hello friends,

We are proud to present you a new old minecraft server called Death to Fascism MC. The server is a classic PVP/survival, and it was created from the old server of the same name that we all fondly remember, because it left a nice mark in our hearts. It was this feeling that inspired us to open the same server again and to create a healthy community that can be enjoyed by the young and a little older. (they are not to be thrown away either hehe).

We wish you good fun and good company on our server.

We will soon announce a competition for the staff team, which will be in charge of order and peace on the server.

For all questions, we are at your disposal.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5270
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ultimate PVP/RAID

Hello there! We just started our brand new PVP/RAID server called Ultimate PVP/RAID. Our server runs bukkit and as i said it is a PVP/RAID server so griefing is allowed, but if you claim your base then they wont be able to grief it. We also have drop parties at the evening with some enchants and stuff. If you like our server you can ofc donate to higher ranks (more info on the server) and soon we will need to have some moderators (you can apply for moderator) Join the server and have a good time with your friends hope to see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	702	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AltiCraft

AltiCraft is a multiworld server that includes survival, creative, a games world that includes spleef and rounds, and a plot world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

M1nefreeks (Many Gamemodes)

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crew For Guts

PvP, Survival

Crew For Guts is a PVP survival server running on Spigot with plugins like WorldEdit and WorldGuard. Expect more plugins and features in the future!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Truttle World

Truttle1’s small server!

Plugins: =================== Petcreeper Essentials YEP GriefPrevention =================== This server was named after Truttle1’s pet turtle, Truttle, as well as his username.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pro Craft

Why Pro craft? Pro craft is a minecraft server for new and pro players! We made this server because we want you to play with your friends and have fun. You can team up, create factions and make new friends too. We don’t recommend people griefing randomly. We are a very good community and we will respect your rights. Following the rules will make you rank up more easily and becoming staff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

gronkhDE-Community-Server

From the community – for the community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	123	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Libelula V2

This is a free server for all minecrafters. It’s free to play and don’t requiere a minecraft account for playing. Enjoy!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9865

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FullPvP

Full PvP is based fully on PvP. There are no mobs or any survival involved. To get better kits you need to donate this way you can get better kits.

Don’t forget to Vote for us, this way you get money that you can spend at the shop or in an auction :D!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	5436
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Asket`s server

37.110.88.191:8123 – server`s DynMap. Whitelisted server for me and my friends. /w me at skype: wccrafter to get whitelisted.

Welcome!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	182	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.