””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3967	Void Gems Collected:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Obscuros Pixelmon: The Server Where Griefing is Guarded Against!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com

Since 2014, Obscuros has been dedicated to providing unique & fun experiences with custom content for everyone to enjoy, while also offering a competitive scene. We keep things fresh with frequent updates & new features, and aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to. It’s likely that you’ll see something new every day in the Obscuros Region, with its variety of species, locations, and activities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has Obscuros been running?	Obscuros has been running since 2014.
Are there frequent updates on the server?	Yes, we provide frequent updates and new features to keep things fresh.
Is there a competitive scene on the server?	Yes, we also offer a competitive scene for players to participate in.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, we aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to.
What can players expect to see in the Obscuros Region?	Players can expect a variety of species, locations, and activities in the Obscuros Region.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by some of Japan’s top creatives like Katarina, Tappei Nagatsuki, and Ryohgo Narita! They can’t get enough of our insane developments and crazy storylines.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and explore mysterious lands created by the genius minds behind Nue. Who knows where our server will take you next? Maybe you’ll even discover hidden treasures or unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Good News Minecraft SMP Peaceful Protests Kyoto

activism, civil disobedience, Community action, Empowering protest, global solidarity, Good, good news, grassroots movement, Hopeful activism, Inspirational news, Japan, kyoto, Minecraft, News, nonviolent resistance, Peaceful, Peaceful demonstration, Peaceful Protests, Positive activism, positive impact, positive news, PROTESTS, smp, social change, social justice, Supportive Community

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the good news? There are peaceful protests happening in Kyoto on our server! Join us and fight for your right to build giant pixel art statues of llamas without fear of griefers ruining your masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon a secret boss called the Ender Llama to challenge in epic battle!

Join us on this wild adventure filled with quirky characters, absurd quests, and of course, plenty of llama-themed shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin relationships, CousinClash, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, family love, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Miscommunication., SELF AWARENESS, Server, sibling bonds, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teasing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to handle your feelings with the care and attention of a helicopter parent! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive messages from your Aunt Clair!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers where no one cares about your emotional well-being? Well, look no further! Here, we take communication to a whole new level, where even the slightest joke can lead to a full-blown family intervention.

Join us and experience the thrill of being accused of doing something you didn’t do, only to have it brushed off as a harmless joke. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling overwhelmed or annoyed, just let us know and we’ll handle it for you!

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as fragile as a block of sand. Who needs enemies when you have family members like Dave? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

adult children, behavioral problems, consequences of actions, dealing with drug use, dealing with lies, difficult decisions, family dynamics, living with mental illness, mental illness, parental challenges, parenting struggles, protecting siblings, seeking help for children, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, StepdaughterGoneWildMC, stepfamily issues, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	814747
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mines Excavated:	3835

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	287	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	3344

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!