””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

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join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6418
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	5884	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Farms Harvested:	735	Towns Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	3608	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!