””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	205521
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SonWarsCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

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join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	9426
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Farms Harvested:	120	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Zombie Dances:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Crops Grown:	5787
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Void Armor Forged:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	177	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6641	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6143
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Emeralds Found:	2590	Magic Items Found:	5909
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!