””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Animals Bred:	200
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5646
Animals Bred:	58	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	8116
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1278	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	767
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3580	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	908	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2912
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7297	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.