””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	172316	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	86
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	4640	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	103	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	8175	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

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Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCrazeMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Farms Harvested:	104
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Frontpage, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, WOSE

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.