You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	203

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crops Grown:	8124
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	9118
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9470

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Towns Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3412	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4993	Votes:	1439
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!