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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1424 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!