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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5018 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3708 |
Farms Harvested: | 719 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!