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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3017 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!