You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	3897
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	4477
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	552559	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	91
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
New Chunks Explored:	410009	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mines Excavated:	4580	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	8

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	6855	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com