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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7251 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!