You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so trippy, you’ll question reality itself. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering, it might just make you see double!

2. Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild Masquerade adventure? Well, look no further because we’ve got that and more!

3. Our target extractions are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got ID & E.G.Os running amok, causing all sorts of mayhem. Can you handle the chaos?

4. Rumor has it that Devyat’ North Section 3 is haunted by the ghost of Ishmael. Will you be brave enough to face the spirits of Bygone Days?

5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	6868
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tiktok King Ryback Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Ryback! That’s right, the WWE superstar himself is the admin of our server and he’s been proving he’s the biggest draw on TikTok again.

Join us for epic battles in the ring (or should I say, the Minecraft arena) where you can show off your wrestling skills and take down your opponents with style. And who knows, maybe Ryback himself will challenge you to a match!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, Ryback’s theme song plays in the background to hype you up. It’s like having your own personal entrance music every time you strike it rich in the mines.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with wrestling, diamonds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Ryback himself. Feed Me More fun on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GreenFlagCraft

compatibility, compromise, emotional intelligence, good communication, Green flag, GreenFlagCraft, growth, Happiness, healthy dynamic, Honesty, long term potential, love, loyalty, mutual respect, positive sign, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if your green flag is riding pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyPixelAppleLand

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so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	861	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Items Found:	5120	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7868	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	8470

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3691
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.